[Fwd: FW: joke]

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Subject: [Fwd: FW: joke]
From: Arnault Claden <tiamat@xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx>
Date: Tue, 26 Oct 1999 11:24:28 +0200


-- 
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Subject: FW: joke
From: "Alexandre Cop" <alex.cop@xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx>
Date: Tue, 26 Oct 1999 10:12:25 +0100



-----Original Message-----
Subject: joke

Three male programmers were in the bathroom standing at the urinals.

The first programmer finishes and walks over to the sink to wash his
hands.
He then proceeds to dry his hands very carefully.  He uses  paper towel
after
paper towel and ensures that every single spot of water on his hands is
dried.
 Turning to the other two, he says:
 "At Microsoft, we are trained to be extremely thorough."

The second programmer finishes his task at the urinal and he
proceeds to wash his hands.  He uses a single paper towel and makes sure
that  he dries his hands using every available portion of the paper
towel. He turns and says:
  "At Intel not only are we trained to be extremely thorough but
we are also trained to be extremely efficient."

The third programmer finished and walks straight for the door, saying
over his shoulder:
  "At Sun, we don't piss on our hands."



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